Welcome To The 21st century !! *Our Phone – Wireless *Cooking – Fireless *Cars – Keyless *Food – Fatless *Tyre Continue Reading..

When you’re trying to be nice to a baby in a Taxi and say “Hello boy boy” and the mother Continue Reading..

Makula/indians dont waste time. They send a friend request to a girl…if she is delaying to accept, they inbox her Continue Reading..

And then he gives his fb account and you open conversations and find that they start with “me too”

Job interview for a security guard Interviewer: “Can u speak English” Job seeker: “Will the thieves be from England

My mom busy telling people I can fix phones just because I took hers off from flight mode.

English is so f***ed up how can you drink a drink But you can’t food a food

Being ugly is not easy. You take 85 pictures, delete 80, edit 5 and post 1