Treat Me Well And I’ll Move Mountains To Make You Happy , Hurt Me And I’ll Drop Those Mountains On Continue Reading..

Girl: “Hi, Baby” Boy: “Hi, My Lovely”……………………………………> Sending Failed Girl: “Are You There?” Boy: “Yes, Yes I Am Here”…………………………….> Sending Continue Reading..

“I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again…” – Said by no of girl ever.

The funny thing about being a comedian is that no one knows when you’re serious, I wasn’t feeling fine last Continue Reading..

Dad: Who do you like more ,Mum o Dad? Son:Both Dad:Ok if i go to America and your mum goes Continue Reading..

The way people look at u when they’re in a bus and u walking on foot… you’d swear they’re in Continue Reading..

Everyday I view fat people’s pictures on facebook now i no longer have space on my phone memory.

Am I the only one who writes “Fast and the Furious” when coming across “Race” in Application forms