One week in a relationship and you have saved me as “hubby” what if I get back with my ex? Continue Reading..

Why are bachelors slimmer than married men? Bachelors return from work and see the same boring stuff in the’ fridge’and Continue Reading..

Me: can I buy you a drink?? Her: no alcohol is bad for my legs Me: do they swell Her: Continue Reading..

One miss call is enough dont keep calling me like i have your kidney.

When you thought you’ve seen it all. Waiter : would you like to eat something sir? Him Nah thanks. Waiter Continue Reading..

Nywe Nywe, he’s not my type 😏😒 Are you looking for a blood donor?

Doctor: “You have to take at least 10 glasses of water every day” – Kate: “That’s impossible” – Doctor: why? Continue Reading..

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”? . . . . Santa: It beats, beats, beats. Continue Reading..