A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.
The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.
*Her husband*: The cat just died.
*She* (bursting into tears) : How could you be so blunt? Why couldn’t you have broken the news gradually! Today, you could have said that it was playing on the roof; tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg; then on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night. You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing.
By the way, how is my mom?
*Husband*: She is playing on the roof. !
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Teacher: class, what is a period?
(No one answered)
Teacher: Jonny stand up and tell us what you understand as period
Jonny: sir I don’t knw oh, but am sure its a vry thing.
Teacher: why say so ? Jonny
Jonny; because, my sister told my mum, “I haven’t seen my period for two months now” my fainted , our daddy collapsed and our gate man ran away …
Sir am so afraid of that thing , period
Jon