I’m not drunk, the floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my Continue Reading..

Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend: “come to the front gate of my apartment where you dropped me, look Continue Reading..

A boy Known as “TC” went to the police station to report his stolen bicycle. TC : My bicycle Continue Reading..

If your husband left yesterday and he just came home today…just know he is one of the men from east Continue Reading..

Welcome To The 21st century !! *Our Phone – Wireless *Cooking – Fireless *Cars – Keyless *Food – Fatless *Tyre Continue Reading..

Grandchild:”Gogo how old are u “? Gogo:”I don’t know I’m too old “. Grandchild:”Why can’t you look your underwear ,mine Continue Reading..

If u slap me on my right cheek,I’ll turn my left cheek 4 u 2 slap too Then we’ll sit Continue Reading..

Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right before their little son. Daddy : ” Oh!!! You Bitch! Continue Reading..