Don’t get it twisted… Ladies know EXACTLY what they want to eat. They just don’t know your budget.

Mom: How make chicken Daughter: What? Mom: Where buy chicken Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google. Mom: Avocado

Who else has noticed that the guy playing the Keyboard in Church does not pay offering

Girlfriend And Boyfriend Chatting On Facebook. Girlfriend: “Please Stay Up, Just A Little Longer? I Really Want To Talk To Continue Reading..

A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. A: Thats nice. Were Continue Reading..

I can’t date a girl who pronounces ‘R’ as “Ggg”, we wont get maggied because our Gelationship wont last.

Him: bro can you stop following my girlfriend? Me: say please

Cristiano left Real Madrid and you think your boyfriend wouldn’t leave you