The Perfect Man: – wakes up at 5 am everyday – exercises everyday – makes his own bed – cleans his room – works sincerely – does not touch alcohol – helps in the kitchen – does not indulge in night life – always punctual – prays daily – hits the bed at 9 pm sharp Such a perfect man can only be found in jail.
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