Very soon some people will buy presents for themselves, take pictures of it and caption it “thanks bae”

If you can kiss a woman with lipstick passionately.. My brother you can eat crayons happily.

With all due respect for the LAWYERS A lawyer who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because Continue Reading..

When You Are Dead You Don’t Know You Are Dead, The Pain Is Felt By Other.. The Same Applies When Continue Reading..

Sitting in class wondering who would die if one of the lights fell down.

A Guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel.. He sat down and noticed four buttons Continue Reading..

Zimbabwean National Army has been training ever since i was a kid but Zimbabwe has never had any war ,, Continue Reading..

In Africa we don’t need CCTV cameras, the neighbours are enough . if you think i’m lying bring your girlfriend Continue Reading..