Sometimes I just look at birds and wonder If I could fly who will I shit on

*If you can’t dance when you’re drunk at least speak English or promise people jobs don’t be useless and stop Continue Reading..

You’ve A Boyfriend That You’re Always Proud Of, But You’re Always On Free Mode; What’s His Job Kantsi???

Your parents are still alive and together ,But when you are asked “Who is your favourite couple?” You answer “Jay Continue Reading..

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up

IN THE TAXI.. DRIVER: IF UR SON IS 2 YEARS OLD THEN U SHOULD PAY FOR HIM. ME: HE’S ONLY Continue Reading..

A woman who doesn’t ask for money is setting a trap for you so you can marry her and she Continue Reading..

The person who lost a black Huawei P20 in Carlton Centre yesterday, please bring its charger and headphones.