Never look back unless there’s an attractive stranger behind you!

After Lockdown I swear Alcohol will not touch my lips I’ll Straw🙃

To all gents who are not yet married……. Please if you want to find a girl to marry, dont find Continue Reading..

My Ex found me at Spar in morning and said: Wow, You are looking good, are u still alive? And Continue Reading..

Stop pronouncing God as guard… That’s why ur prayers don’t get answered they go stra8 to security companies.

Just emagine calling your gf with vodacom free minutes coz your broke to only find that her caller tune is Continue Reading..

Jealous Girlfriends be like 🤔 Babe I saw her looking at you why did you let her sees you

A Real Girlfriend Kneels Down When Answering Her Boyfriend’s Call