Surname: Simelane . Name: Mshini a.k.a Mshinilicious or Mshini the big dog . Date of birth: 34 years . ID Continue Reading..

Sooo, my neighbour called the police because I was smoking in my backyard. The police got here and asked where Continue Reading..

{A Married Man’s Prayer} •°•~•°• Dear God, You Gave Me Childhood, You Took It Away , ~•~ You Gave Me Continue Reading..

I’m done smoking weed. Last night my friends and I were looking for me

Girl: “Hi, Baby” Boy: “Hi, My Lovely”……………………………………> Sending Failed Girl: “Are You There?” Boy: “Yes, Yes I Am Here”…………………………….> Sending Continue Reading..

A monkey is the only animal in the forest that knows how yo be romantic with a banana

So your GF will be online Chatting to other ppl nd not even reading your text for HOURS that’s worse Continue Reading..

I never understand why ladies switch off lights, draw curtains, lock doors to dress up and later come out half Continue Reading..