This story touched my heart hope will touch
yours.
wife was in bed with her lover when she
heard her husband’s john key in the door.
“Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so
drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed
with me.” Sure enough,
the john lurched into bed none the wiser,
but a few minutes later,
through a drunken haze, he saw six feet
sticking out at the end of the bed.
John turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six
feet in this bed.
There should only be four. What’s going
on?”
“Nonsense,” said the wife. “You’re so drunk
you miscounted.
Get out of bed and try again. You can see
better from over there.
” John climbed out of bed and counted.
“One, two, three, four. You’re right, you
know.”