Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in a cafeteria at a MENTAL HOSPITAL.

Lady and gentleman on a train. Lady: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Gentleman: Continue Reading..

Why Did I Get Divorced ? Well , Last Week Was My Birthday My wife didn’t Wish me a happy Continue Reading..

If yu wanna be hated by all woman…. Be rich, intelligent, prosperous,Tall, Handsome and then be gay ✊

When you are arguing with girlfriend or wife, and sarcastically she says ‘wow’ during the arguiment. She is just wondering Continue Reading..

When you’re having a sweet night chat with bae and all of a sudden she says ”Goodnight”. my brother you’re Continue Reading..

Boy and girl in restaurant Boy:I love you Girl: I don’t love you Boy: think again BBY Girl: no no Continue Reading..