boy : Where Are You? girl : I’m On My Way To Town I’m In My Father’s Mercedes Benz 🚗 Continue Reading..

Bae: Baby Can you take a bullet for me??? Me: My religion said I shud nt take what doesn’t belong Continue Reading..

Your boss uploaded his family pictures & you went ahead and commented “cool pics” your phone keyboard autocorrected to “cool Continue Reading..

If you have a happy relationship, then it’s obvious that you’re dating the wrong person

Whenever i have a problem I just sing Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.😞😞 That gives Continue Reading..

Her : Why didn’t you answer your phone?? Me: I lost my memory card

Its February right? Ladies please dont confuse Women’s day with valentines day . Not all of you gonna get presents Continue Reading..

🎩 I don’t like people who take drugs😐 Like Airport security for example.