Pain is when you go out to throw away a Pizza Box and no one sees you

Today guys, I was sitting next to this other beautiful girl in the taxi, so I didn’t even know how Continue Reading..

If you gonna cheat make sure you wear your old clothes so that if someone takes pictures you can say Continue Reading..

I want to open a crèche so I can beat my exs children

Still dont understand people….! You will hear him/her saying ‘I’m leaving this satafrika’ while you dont have even taxi money Continue Reading..

Marrying a fat woman is not a problem. Problem comes when you are dancing with her…… Its like you are Continue Reading..

Beards don’t make you a real man…. Goats have beards too and all they do is mehh, mehh, mehh…

Dear mother-in-law please dont tell me how to raise my kids. Im married to one of yours believe me there’s Continue Reading..