This winter I’m not dating anyone, I’m tired of losing my jackets

Stop saying: “They didn’t want me in high school, now they want me”. Did you see how you looked? Stop Continue Reading..

My room mate just came back with her boyfriend, they have been staring at me for the past 4 hours, Continue Reading..

Hubby:hello baby. Wife:hello swiddy. Hubby: i ll come back home a bit late dear. Wife:i know you are with your Continue Reading..

Have you ever typed a message and thought “No this English is too Strong for this person And had to Continue Reading..

Some girls the moment you tell her “I love you” She becomes phoneless, cashless,dataless, homeless and all kinds of lessness

Girlfriend : “I wish i was a Newspaper so i could be in your hands everyday” – Ronnie : “ok Continue Reading..

After Smoking Weed Boy1: what do you think will happen if I dial 11101 instead of 10111? Boy2: maybe the Continue Reading..