A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel: “What are these for?” Angel answers: “These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves.” The man points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? … Angel says: its Mother Teresa’s. It never moved, showing that she never told lie. The man asks: “Where are the clocks of our Zimbabwean girls?” The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as *OFFICE FANS*
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