I always put my music on shuffle but then get annoyed when it doesn’t play the songs i want

Usualy i mind my own business but when i see someone beefing on facebook i read all 884 coments

I saved my girlfriend contact with her real name on my phonebook but usually when i pick her call i Continue Reading..

I dont mean to brag but my bank says I have ‘an outstanding balance’!

A horny guy when proposing to an ugly chick be like: “I hate to say this but I love you..!”

A phone call📞from your BF: “Baby I’m on my way home…And I’m with friends so please put on your wig”..!

Protitutes are the only people who are telling the truth when saying ”It was a pleasure doing business with you” Continue Reading..

Shout out to the lady who complains about being single but never goes out✌ I guess your soulmate will have Continue Reading..