I hate that friend who tell us to leave at a funeral before eating

Remember your salary must last you the whole three months of January

My EX is getting married tomorrow to the guy she told me not to worry about.

You won’t know that you hav Kung Fu Skills, Until Cockroaches Run All Over ur Body*

On my wedding day any woman that will look more pretty than my wife will be chased out, i hate Continue Reading..

once a Girl calls and says i need a favour ? Hang up mjita and immediately switch your phone off,take Continue Reading..

I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times already. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

White: theres no food at home.. . . Black: who can i visit today i am bored??