Dear Skinny Girls . Stop taking Naked pictures and call them Nud3s . Call them “Noodles”

My mum asked for my phone so I quickly changed “Joy” to “John” on my contact list. When I gave Continue Reading..

Reality Of Human Society Cigarettes, Lighters, And Matchboxes, Have Connected More People Than “Nokia” Has.

“Behind every married man who is suddenly losing weight, There is a pregnant side chick who has refused to Abort!”

If u can shave ur eyebrows completely and u can draw them back with eye pencil, don’t ask money to Continue Reading..

I want a crazy and strong wife whereby if we start fighting, the loser will have to prepare dinner and Continue Reading..

There Is ” My Bundle of Joy ” n then there is ” My sack Of Shit ” two Different Continue Reading..

Ex:why you don’t answer your phone?? Me:cos I lost my memory card