Going To Bed the other night
I noticed people in my shed stealing things.
I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help me. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up
A minute later I rang again.
“Hello”, i said , ” I Called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed , you don’t have to hurry now ,because I’ve shot them “…
Within Minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area plus Helicopters and armed response unit.
They caught the bundars red-handed
one of the officers said : ” I thought you said you’d shot them.
To Which I replied: “I thought you said there was no one available”.