*DATING A SCHOOL GIRLS* This is how I stopped dating school girls: She came to my place in a school Continue Reading..

Teacher : Peace give me two pronouns…. 🙎 Peace : 😕 who, me?? Teacher : very good!! 👏🙌

When you leave🚶 the store without buying anything and you’re telling yourself “act normal, you’re innocent”

What are the most painful words your ex have ever said to you?

Wife:our daughter just lost her First tooth Husband:I know she won’t touch my PlayStation again Wife:what Husband:what

I want to get married to someone who’s crazy as me. Imagine waking up at 23:00 hours and we both Continue Reading..

What Is The Great Example Of Mixed Emotions Your Greatest Enemy Falls From 8th Floor, On Your Brand New Car Continue Reading..

December as you are going, go with the Alcohol Biko!! I can’t come & kill myself 🚴🚴 🏃