Who Else Says “Let Me Tell The Truth” And Lie Even Worse

Cant wait to have my own Home so i can watch P*rn with Full Volume on a big screen Tv

Mom: Go Wash The Dishes Me: WTF Mom: Excuse Me Me: Where’s The Fatuku

I CALL my girl in front of the GATE so now she is COLLGATE

Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends. he will leave you for a decent girl then use your Continue Reading..

Reading your best friend’s status, and, thinking “I know exactly about whom, this bitch is talking!

A policeman👮 stops two drunks and asks one: “where do you live?”😕 “Nowhere”😐 replied the first drunkard. “And where do Continue Reading..

Most of You Write Congrats because You don’t know how to write “Congrajuleshions”