Teacher : Peace give me two pronouns…. 🙎 Peace : 😕 who, me?? Teacher : very good!! 👏🙌

When she’s riding your brains out and she says do you like it babe and you almost scream yes daddy

” better on Facebook, you are active. But in person, not.”

People take Facebook too serious … first of all we not even real friends !

Am I The Only one who get excited when the Car I’m In overtake another

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