SHE LEFT ME BECAUSE I WAS BROKE, NOW I USE HER NUMBER FOR BANK NOTIFICATION

People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted

Don’t play with a girl’s heart! She’s got only one. Always try to play with her t**s! she’s got two Continue Reading..

-Sa chat Foreigner : Hi beautiful.. Im Horny.. Pinay : Ohw. Nice name..

A man is sitting next to a woman in who’s trying to breast-feed her baby in a bus. The baby Continue Reading..

Those people who buzz with a private number Deserve high five in the face with a brick

If your girlfriend cheats on you, you need to understand that you lacked something that made her cheat, so instead Continue Reading..

Sitting in class wondering who would die if one of the lights fell down.