Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the Continue Reading..

There I was, proposing Love to this girl when the stupid girl asked me if I don’t have a girlfriend…. Continue Reading..

Women: Communication is key! Men: What’s wrong babe? Women: Nothing GOODNIGHT!

niggas will laugh at you just cause you don’t know Joburg but they don’t know who their father is

You are bathing and someone mistakenly open your door,,* *what will you hide,,,,,,,* *Me::i will hide my soap

– High School invigilators And Their English ” You Are Left With 15 Minutes Remaining ”

Some People Should Be Happy That Mirrors Don’t Laugh

Why don’t monkey’s use pocket watches ? because they don’t wear pants silly