Her : Baby I Lost My Phone. Him : Borrow Me Your Headsets And Charger.

Sometimes i go to Woolworths just to be shocked by the prices

Kikuyu ladies dont catch feelings, they cash feelings…. if u cant handle them leave them a loan

Girls Always Win Everything On Earth 😢! E.G Give Her Her Money “correct”✔ But “Give Him Him Money” Is Wrong

Being ugly is tough, while looking at the mirror you end up saying “maybe it’s not me”

When you are beautiful on facebook but ugly in real life. You shld be arrested for misleading the public!!

As i struggle along nd they say i have nothing, but they are so wrong.in my heart im rejoicing, how Continue Reading..

iPhone users. How many ringtones does the iPhone has? Why the same ringtone all of you?