“I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again…” – Said by no of girl ever.

My granny decided to hide the bread from me today😒… so I also hid her false teeth😏…. I guess no Continue Reading..

Dont be afraid to accept Money or Airtime from you Ex…its your Pension money

A policeman searched me in a public toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs. “It’s Continue Reading..

Ever realized that your brain speaks perfect English, but your mouth is the one that rounds it to the nearest Continue Reading..

Marriage certificate is not enough. i wanna sit next to you in your I.D photo.

Kids Of 2years Can Now Unlock Phones And Play Candy Crush. At That Age I Was Chewing Sand🙆

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: “Is there a problem, Officer?” Officer: “Ma’am, you Continue Reading..