White: theres no food at home.. . . Black: who can i visit today i am bored??

Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them – acceptable. It is Continue Reading..

Then she said “I need a Shoulder to Crayon “😂😂😂!! I said which colour? And she blocked me!!

I told my sister to stop dating broke guys And she told me if that’s what all brother were saying Continue Reading..

1.Ugly but caring. 2.Handsome but rude. 3.Handsome, caring but unfaithful. 4.Rich but ugly and short. 5.Handsome, caring and faithful but Continue Reading..

Teacher: “Did your father help you with your homework?”😕 Rich: “No✋…He did it all by himself”

When are the Chinese gonna make fake petrol? 😟 We need it please

Wife_* : *Beer won’t take you anywhere dear* *_Hus_* : *Nobody drinks it as a mode of transport*