Learnership programme

The Taxi Industry(SANTACO)is offering a learnership programme, interested candidates must be high school drop outs,

Outstanding learners will receive a
>quantum
>leather jacket
>sjambok and all star shoes(socks are not allowed)

Purporse of the job

>To transport and insult passengers
>swearing at the public

Requirements
>skilled in spotting potholes
>Must be able to spot traffic cops from miles away
>Must speak only zulu
>Must own 2unlicensed firearms
>Knowledge of shortcuts
>Can count only if the money comes seat by seat and also count up to 16passengers
>Must also change money,change radio stations,exchange remarks and change lanes at all the time and stop anywhere anytime
>Knowing english
(short left short right &stop sign)
is an advantage

To apply go to your nearest
taxi rank and ask for babu’ Mkhize..