in love with the most beautiful and smart and intellectual woman that knows what she wants and goes and gets Continue Reading..

When you abuse your friend “”your mama!!!”” and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at you. oboi, Continue Reading..

I don’t know why it’s so difficult to return a plate to the kitchen after eating. It just becomes heavier

If I say you’re beautiful don’t say “Really?” Coz I can’t lie twice.

Wen is it da right time to ask ur girlfriend to be a bridesmaid at ur wedding???🤔

I called you on video call🎞️ u start yawning do you tink I will allow you to swallow me & Continue Reading..

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!

The Year is 2064 “Grandpa why do you love sitting outside?” Me: There was a time this was illegal