Even in this lockdown situation, my parents want me to get up early and do nothing… Covid-19

My boss has been calling me bullet for the past three days. I think he wants to fire me😼

I miss those girls that used to cry after breakups. Girls nowadays just replace you with contestant number two.

Did YOU know… English was invented in ENGLAND…Improved in AMERICA…Perfected in ZIMBABWE…Misunderstood in SOUTH AFRICA & murdered in NIGERIA

Richman and a Teacher in Class. Teacher : Where’s your Book? Richman : At Home.😐 Teacher : Well, What is Continue Reading..

Some people are like: – doesn’t eat healthy – never has 8 hrs sleep – never works out – drinks Continue Reading..

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the air-planes and asked a pilot Continue Reading..

The nigga next to me in the taxi just told someone on the phone “Let me park and call you Continue Reading..