I don’t chase dreams, I just go back to bed and try to dream it again

Her : Why didn’t you answer your phone?? Me: I lost my memory card

My mom thinks my friends are bad influences. but honestly, I am usually the one coming up with the ideas.

You Spent The Whole Day With Your Bae Then She Updates a Status Saying “What A Boring Day”

pastor: who died and woke up again Sunday school: undertaker

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