My wife went on a holiday leaving me behind. I got horny one day and decided to try the maid who has just arrived from the village. I called the maid to the bedroom where I had taken off my clothes and pointed to my manhood: “do you know what this is?” I said.
Maid: (acting shy) yes
Me : “do you know what is it for?”
Maid: “yes”
Me : show me
The maid immediately knelt down, hold the item with both hands, drew closer and opens her mouth. (At this point I was shivering with anticipation and excitement).
The maid then began : “My name is Mary, I’m 23 years old from Orange farm. I want to send a shout out to my parents, Mr and Mrs Nkosi, my uncle Lesley, my brother Sylvester Nkosi . I would like to tell my boyfriend that I miss him. Can you please play a song ” Work Work Work ” by rihanna. Thank you. She then turn to me and said : “Boss, take your microphone. I’m done”

I fainted