Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in a cafeteria at a MENTAL HOSPITAL.

My grandmother is going around telling people that I fix phones just because I removed her phone from silent

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A rabbit entered a shop and asked:* “Do you have Carrots ?”. *They said no we don’t have.* *The following Continue Reading..

If your girlfriend visits you and doesn’t take a selfie.. .bro you need to decorate your room

One day you’ll inbox me I would be married So use this time wisely now

I received a call in the morning and the conversation was like this: Me: hallo Caller: do you have a Continue Reading..

Wife hit her husband (Rich) with her frying pan Rich: “what was that for…?” Wife: “I found a paper in Continue Reading..