Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, A Sin, Or Doesn’t Text Back

And someone said 98% of Zulu girls date Zulu guys just to avoid speaking English.☝🤨 ~•~ Is it true..??

I Love Stopping The Microwave At 00:01 It Makes Me Feel Like Ke Stopile Bomb And Saved The World

The Problem with Ugly people is that they expect too Much from the Camera

Many relationships have died because the guy stopped calling. It seems most ladies buy phone to be receiving calls only.

A friend of mine told me his father bought an Android car, I told him our swimming pool got burnt Continue Reading..

Those clothes you wear when you do laundry, Yes, that’s the real you.

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens Continue Reading..