“But u said u are 5 minutes away” – First of all i didn’t say where im 5 minutes away Continue Reading..

A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, Continue Reading..

If she’s still standing after drinking 6 packs of smirnoff storm, she is a witch

The only time where you’ll see a person who has a gold/silver tooth closing their mouth, is during a thunderstorm

Sitting next to you doing nothing means absolutely everything to me.

[Dear Slay Queens💰] Don’t stress darlings, your graduation is coming very soon..

Kissing a short person is like drinking water from the tap

Ladies sometimes you need to deposit R5000 in your Bae’s account with a reference that says “thanks for pipi and Continue Reading..