My girl just texted me:
” babe, I’m coming by your place, and
when i get there i want u to make me wet”
–
I got 5 Buckets full of water
She’ll know me when she gets here
Related Posts
She took off her jeans, threw it to me and said: “Make me feel like a woman” and I removed Continue Reading..
In 3 ways u can break d mirror… 1.throw stone at d mirror 2. throw de mirror on d floor. Continue Reading..
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I’ll Continue Reading..
Facts about VW Polo Drivers. #1 They struggle to make ends meet. #2 They always try to have atleast quarter Continue Reading..
It was Sol’s birthday when his wife decided to take him to a night club out of town. When they Continue Reading..
Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors
My landlord daughter is bathing and she is singing “Come & see, Come & see, Come & see what the Continue Reading..