As long as I am not dead I’ll. .not sleep

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Baby sitting is so good I mean you eat everything you never ate in your childhood

I have worked hard for my money, that’s why my girlfriend is jetting off to Brazil to do her hair.

I want to kill a chicken, so should I use a knife or a wife?

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