if I pay 
R100 000 or more for my girlfriend’s Lobala…Then every time when I show up,Her family members must stand up ,polish my shoes 
Even if they not dirty, salute and sing 
National anthem 
in full and 30 gunshot salute, red carpet +5 minutes moment of silence
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