Did u notice that guys who play instruments in church don’t give offering

She was my crush until…. Me:Why don’t you answer my calls!!! Her:I’m sorry i lost my Self stick

I’ve just met a fat police woman how does it come honestly to qualify there you have to gym hard Continue Reading..

2000 girls can Embarrass You sometimes..Today i took out my 2000 bae for a lunch Waiter: Can I take your Continue Reading..

*To those ladies who always seem to be totally asleep but when you start removing their panty they raise waist Continue Reading..

I Swear This Is Just Not My Year Around This Time Last Year I Already Made Three Girls Pregnant .

Teacher: who is Jose Rizal? (quiet the class, no man lifted up the hand until John and said. ) John: Continue Reading..

When a man says he will marry you, then he will. There is no need of reminding him every 10 Continue Reading..