I am done posting jokes on my status,cause I texted my crush and she replied “Ja Mr bean”

The following sentence will make you learn Chinese fast. “Shoes shall shine soon.”

Children : You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend Continue Reading..

Sleeping next to your new Bae for the first time is tough… you have to breathe in English .. .not Continue Reading..

I went to the hospital today to see Mr 2017.He’s not looking good I don’t know whether we gonna see Continue Reading..

Today morning I was driving my BMW m5 coupe, alarm wake me up Eish…..D

Women are more clever than men… A boyfriend sends a letter to his girlfriend. . I’m sorry but am in Continue Reading..

*How to avoid Aids. 1st Round… Use Condom.* *2nd Round… Don’t Use*. *3rd Round… Use Condom.* *4th Round… Don’t Use.* Continue Reading..