Do you remember when you & your ex said you’re going to love each other forever? *IDIOTS*

Ask your girlfriend to send you the text/photo you sent her yesterday… If she says I deleted it.. Deport

*When I was small, they told me that if I laugh at people’s conditions, I will be like them in Continue Reading..

Angry wife: “I should have married the devil,he would make a better husband than you.” Hubby:”they would have arrested you!!marriage Continue Reading..

Yesterday my boss sent me to buy a 2litre of milk Then I found out only 1litres available, and turned Continue Reading..

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor Continue Reading..

Ngoni:* How are you dear? *Mary:* I’m fine thanks! *Ngoni:* So what’s your favorite color? *Mary:* Ohh please, stop asking Continue Reading..

Me:mom our kettle is not working we should throw it at the dump site Mom:why? Me:because its useless Mom:wena did Continue Reading..