i love it when someone begs me to go somewhere, awww😍 but nah im not coming

A Break up can make you google things like ‘How to be strong’

Her: when am i gonna see u again?😀 . Me: first of all…u saw me by Mistake

Bay of Bengal is in which state.. . . . . Liquid state

*Africans are difficult to understand* I tried several times to warn passersby not to urinate at the corner of my Continue Reading..

A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: Continue Reading..

If a chick come to my crib & i go to the bathroom she gotta clap until i come back, Continue Reading..

When you are about to laugh loud then boom you remember your matric results