I think im old enough now my parents can move out of the house

If he starts making you smile, block him sis.

Indian movies be like: Voice:I luv u Lips: let’s go & open a shop in South Africa

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If my girlfriend is hotter than yours best believe I’m gonna bring that up when losing an argument with you

You won’t know that you hav Kung Fu Skills, Until Cockroaches Run All Over ur Body*

Bank balance: R 00.00 Under the lens balance: R 00.00 Pocket balance: R 00.00 Airtime balance: R 00.00 Data balance: Continue Reading..

I sold you a stove worth R7500 at R500 and you are complaining that the stove is shocking you… . Continue Reading..