Her : bbe I Think um pregnant Me : keep on thinking Tell me when you are pregnant. Then she Continue Reading..

Smoked weed for the first time today, it’s not that strong, as people say. I’m relaxed and listening to Lionel Continue Reading..

My Lips Are Shaking…… Someone is Busy Kissing my Girlfriend…

I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute Continue Reading..

I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home. Pointing a knife at me … He asked Continue Reading..

Mommy:baby 1+1 is Baby:2 Mommy:how about i gave u two apples ur daddy gave u 6 apples what u say Continue Reading..

Girl: my right leg is lunch my left leg is dinner, what have will you have? Boy: I will like Continue Reading..

A pastor was praying 4 a man possessed with a demon. He says”in the name of jesus what do you Continue Reading..