The reason we don’t like taking our girlfriend or wife to a braai where there are female friends we grew up with…

Driving back from the braai…🚗..c

Wife : So those girls are your. childhood friends 🙂.
Me : Yes babe, they are..cool people neh?🙂

Wife : You and Dineo look close 🙂..
Me : We go back along way, you could say that hahahaha..

Wife : Hmmm..I could tell from the way she hugged you.🙂
Me : ….what do you mean babe?

Wife : I’m just saying the hug looked intimate, something about the way she held you and took time to let go..the way she looked into your eyes ..
Me : But Lerato and Natasha hugged me too😏..

Wife : Not the way Dineo did..you know what, let’s leave it..
Me : Okay babe..

Wife : It’s funny how she spent more time talking to you than talking to other guys at the braai..her jokes are not even funny..😒
Me : I thought we were leaving it.

Wife : All I’m saying is she must learn to respect other peoples’ men in their presence..if I didn’t know any better I would think you sleeping with her.😒
Me : …. How did this escalate that far now?😐

Wife : Ohhhh?..did I strike a nerve?😏
Me : It’s just that I don’t see what you talking about babe..

Wife : Oh?..so you are defending her now?😳
Me : No, I don’t know what you talking about.

Wife : I know what I saw,unless you think I’m crazy..😒
Me :Look at this idiot skipping the robot.😳

Wife : Oohhhhh hahaha!! You gonna change the subject now?

Wife:.at least he skipped a robot,he is not getting inappropriate hugs from sluts..😒

Me : How does an irresponsible driver compare to me giving a friend a hug?..really now..
Wife : Hehehehe. Do you want her?..am I standing in your way?..let me out the car, go to her..I’m not stopping you..😔😒

Me : Baby have I ever given you reason not to trust me?..ever..😏

Wife: 🙄…(folding hands)
Me : Answer me..

Wife:Just drive the car. 🙄
Me :Mmmmm..
Silence for 5min.

Wife : (Talking to herself)…
hmmm..childhood friend .
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Women why? 😄😄