Rich’s wife was pregnant Wife: “darling, guess what?☺ Rich: “what?”😶 Wife: “I went for the scan today and the scan Continue Reading..

If there was an award for laziness I’d probably send someone else to pick it up for me.

Dating an ugly guy is a full time job .every 30 minutes he will call you and ask * “baby Continue Reading..

Today I’m not Going To School Because My Neighbor Cheated on His Wife,So The Wife Got Angry & Told The Continue Reading..

No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.

He said you’re the most beautiful girl in the world and you start sleeping with him… my sister is that Continue Reading..

What do you call a group of people where two people are thinking of Love & all other are thinking Continue Reading..

Slim girls who always go for jogging at dawn, what do you want to lose again… Your life???😄