Zulu couple went to England for Romantic holiday.
They saw a mouse under the bed.
The husband called the reception
Zulu guy: Siza ndoda kunegundwane lapha.
Receptionist: What??? Speak English please 
Zulu guy: yoh madoda… Gundwane is there, bed my wife seeid it
Receptionist: What are you saying man
Zulu guy: Eish nkosiyam…Do you know tom & jerry??
Receptionist: Yes I do
Zulu guy: yeah Jerry is here