When you put that ring on my finger, you put a chain of death around my heart.

witchcraft is when your father is Bill Hates instead of Bill Gates

Tebza :I have a problem Lebo :We’re married, so u better start by saying “we” Tebza :Ohk… We impregnated the Continue Reading..

TEACHER : “what is half of 8 ?” . JOHNNY-“Horizontally or vertically? . TEACHER-“What do you mean?” . JOHNNY-“Horizontaly, half Continue Reading..

Keep your nose in your mask not in others people’s business

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and Continue Reading..

Bob Walked Into A Bar Around 9:58 Pm He Sat Down Next To A Blonde At The Bar And Stared Continue Reading..

Valentine is around the corner. Surprise your side-chick/girlfriend by introducing her to your wife😂