And they say “what men can do women can do it better” As if they can urinate through a window Continue Reading..

Once you understand why the pizza is made round, packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle…… Then Continue Reading..

When u are being beaten up in a fight and then someone shouts “let them fight” ` ` Bro u Continue Reading..

Tell a Lady: “I had a dream about you” They always think it’s about s*x ~•~ And be like: “Girl, Continue Reading..

If your girlfriend an’t working.. Its her job to kill the mosquitoes while u are sleeping

INTERVIEWER: whats your name? ME: Hired INTERVIEWER :You’re hired? ME:Thank you sir

Marriage certificate is not enough. i wanna sit next to you in your I.D photo.

True Love Is When She Steal Her Fathers Money And Give It To Me